Everything Is Negotiable

Yesterday I was thinking about how expensive it can be to share my discovered secrets with a lawyer, a shrink or a dominatrix. I'm paying them to hear the secrets that I'm hiding and they're seeking.

Fuggedaboudid.

I am cheap, that's true but what if I could afford the services?

Today it dawned on me. What if I could get someone to pay me in order to listen to my secrets? What if I could get a lot of people? What if I went viral with a secret that people wanted to learn more about? What if I wrote a tell all book about all the people who have been trying to get my secrets from me and the mind and body games that were played in this pursuit?

Something a lot kinkier than Full Filler.

Maybe I could make some serious money.

It's the same old question.

"How much money would you need to have sex with me?...A thousand dollars ?

"What do you mean by sex?. I'll kick you in the balls for free if that turns you on"

" I was thinking about the good old fashioned whammer jammer."

"Whaddya think I am? A thousand dollars, you gotta be kidding me."

"I know what you are, we're just haggling over the price."

My secret, like almost everybody's secret is that I would do things for money that I wouldn't even dream of doing without that green attached to it.

How far would I go?

How much you got and whaddya want?

Do my secrets have to be mine or can I reveal somebody elses? Can I just make stuff up and write it down. I know there's tremendous money in misinformation. Can I just squeal on my "friends"?

Do I have to do what you want or can I just imagine somebody else doing it and writing down what they're doing even though they've never done it and then throwing them under the bus for doing what they've never done and would never do.

Everything is negotiable.

I'd like to able to afford a shrink and a dominatirx but I can skip the lawyer if we can trust one another with our secrets.