Farbs and Fobbles
By ice rivers
- 427 reads
Laffs caught on quickly with the Slobbs and the Bobbs. They took a little longer to catch on with the Hobbs and Hubbs. The Sobbs were the first of the Cobbs to laff and soon laffs started to spread like wildfire amongst all variety of Cobbs. Eventually a Cobb known as a Fobb began to realize that he could become a Jobb and thus separate from the Mobb if he could make the Slobbs and The Bobbs and the Sobs laff.
Fobb realized that everything was watching and timing. He watched the Slobbs and the Bobbs and the Sobbs and imitated their awkward behaviour only with better timing. When Fobb fell into the fire or slammed himself into rocks or hit his hand with his own club or hit himself with a turd ball, he made sure that the timing was right so that he never really got hurt or fouled. The Fobb fell down a lot and then wobbled when he got to his feet in a move called a Fobble.
The Fobbs who got the most grooming were the Fobbs with the best Fobbles.
Eventually the most skilled Fobb took his fabled Fobble to the fearful cave of the Hobb. Nobody knew what was going to happen. Fortunately the Hobb expelled a burst of gas which caused the Fobb to laff, to Fobble and finally fall the floor of the cave. This caused the Hobb to laff which he enjoyed but feared that it might show a dangerous vulnerability. The Hobb offered the Fobb a Jobb Fobbling at the bursts of gas the Hobb emitted that came to be known as Farbbs and Burbbs.. The Fobb who did the Fobbling at the Farrbs of the Hobb became powerful and whenever he left the cave of the Hobb to spread laffs among the Hubbs, the Gubbs, and all of the Cobbs who then passed it on to the Jobbs and Slobs and Sobs and Bobbss in the Mobb, he Farbed and Fobbled so much that he started what became known as humor once it got picked up by the Nobbs.
It continues to this day.
- Log in to post comments