Gaga Donald
By ice rivers
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As I said in the beginning of the Presidential race in 2016, it all resembles professional wrestling. Trump won the battle royale in the Republican Party. He was the last man standing as everybody else was thrown out of the ring. The Repo Battle Royale was the main event.
Hillary versus Bernie turned out to be a less than scintilating preliminary match.
The winner of the main event got a big push and a load of heat which the winner of the preliminary could never match.
Although the debates might have gone to Hillary, the heat and the push stayed with Donald. Donald cut the most gripping promos and never let up with them even until this very day.
Trump even benefitted from illegal interference but not enough to be disqualified at least up until this very day.
In wrestling the term 'gaga' refers to a performers ability to thrive in the spotlight and remove attention from everyone else. No president or personality has ever been more 'gaga' than our 45th (not even Lady Gaga or the Beatles). Donald dominates the headlines every single day in every unimaginable way.
It's no accident that Donald is in the WWE Hall of Fame. He even shaved bald the head of Vince McMahon in a hair versus hair match that continues to resonate with pround symbolic and poltical meaning.
His upcoming meeting with Little Rocket Man can be viewed as the ultimate hair versus hair match. In preparation for this match, Donald has deep sixed General (Three Star) McMaster, a voice of reason, and brought in John (Mad Bomber) Bolton as his new corner man. Bolton can/will do all the threatening (heel) and perhaps Donald can good cop/babyface his way to a favorable, peace yielding negotiation.
God, I hope so.
Meanwhile.....
The promotion for the next 2020 election is already underway. Gaga Don has never stopped looking ahead. Everything he does is aimed not only at the present but at the future. He has no plans to ever give up the gaga, the heat or the push.
Joe Biden has already heard the beating of the trash drums and appears to ber aching for a main event. Joe claims that if he knew Donald in high school, he would have taken him behind the gym and beaten the hell out of him.
Donald re-tweeted that it would take him no time to beat down Crazy Joe and leave him crying.
If they met in high school, Biden the older of the two might have used his age as an advantage. Upper-classmen are always beating up freshmen. Biden no longer has that advantage. Furthermore, Donald has a one hundred pound weight advantage over Crazy Joe although Joe (allegedly) has bigger hands.
And once again, this would make another great hair versus hair matchup or an I quit match in which the match goes on until one of the opponents quits. If Biden wins Trump has to say "I'm the crazy one. If Trump wins Biden has to say "You're a better man than I Gaga Don"
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