Global Theophonic Prayer

Yeah, Isiah, theophany's the word.

As previously revealed, the burning bush told Moses "Call me Yahwe' which Moses shortened to Yah which is pronounced in the last syllable of so many Hebrew names.

Using a sacred word as part of another word is called theophonics based on theophany. Every time a theophonic word is uttered, it represents a tribute to the God so addressed.

Every time someone calls your name, Jeremiah, or if you are telling your name to another person, Mariah, you are invoking the name of the burning bush.

The United States is basically a Judeo-Christian country.

We have our Claudias, our Marias and when she comes walking down my street, we have our Glorias.

We just drop the "h".

But we do honor the burning bush with our most sacred word.

That word is "yeah"

'Yeah" is a sign of accord and agreement.

"Yeah" is a signal to proceed.

"Oh yeah" is an even more fervent prayer as is "shit yeah".

There is no more powerful word in America than the word "yeah".

Now wouldn't it be something if a philosopher was experimenting with the concept of a female God, a feminine yahwe.

Suppose that philosopher came up with a way of uniting the masses to pray to this Goddess. What healing effect would that have on our country and the world; particularly after a national tragedy? Could global devotion to Her change the world and ease our pain?

We got our chance to find out, coincidentally

Shortly after Kennedy  got shot, we got the answer as the United States was invaded by Britain and we were all singing together in tribute to Her  and Her forgiving nature.

You think you lost your love

Well, I saw Her yesterday

It's you She's thinking of

And She told me what to say

She says She loves you

And you know that can't be bad

YEAH YEAH YEAH

She loves you and you know you should be glad

She says She Loves you

YEAH YEAH YEAH

She loves you 

YEAH YEAH YEAH

And with a love like that, you know you should be glad.

Translation We can't lose God because God loves us and God is forgiving so even if we hurt her, we can always apologize and she will forgive us because she knows we're not the hurting kind

and she loves us

YEAH

YEAH

YEAH.

Did it work?

SHIT YEAH