Him and I

"Him and I"

I just heard it again.

 A cluck from an eggless hen

Who in mindless devotion

Commits poultry in motion

"Him and I"

I can't be shy

I wonder why

everybody says "Him and I"

It's even worse than " He and me"

which at least rhymes

And even "these are them".

Which I hear from time to time.

Somewhere in the past

An old fart became aghast

When someone said "me" instead of "I"

Without knowing the grammatical reason why,

" I is always better than me

Me is for coneheads 'cross the sea"

Thus eliminating an elective

By confusing nominative with objective

 yet managing to speak with fowl precision

Until running run into a rooster who listens.