Laff Without a Preposition
By ice rivers
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Along with the Hubbs who did the hunting so that Sobbs could cook for the Slobbs and Bobbs who did not yet have Jobbs and were thus part of the Mobb, there existed a Cobb group that gathered food, firewood and tools known as the Gubb. The Gubb was always off finding stuff for the Cobb to be used in further discovery. The Gubbs also proved to be proficient at gathering Bobbs and Slobs together and helping them figure out what the hell they should do because Bobb and Slobbs didn't have the ingenuity to be any kind of Cobb and thus were causing widespread mayhem and confusion with their purposeless meanderings and over agressive matings as they avoided Hobbs and Dobbs and clobbered Sobbs. The Gubbs gathered a few Clobs who forced the Bobbs and Slobbs into a less selfish and chaotic existence under "rules" established by the Gubbs. These basic rules for behavior as well as those inventing and enforcing those rules became known as Gubberment and the Clobs who enforced them were called Copps.. Another Cobb group learned how to convey these rules with words and drawings. This group was the Nobs. The Nobbs were helpful to the Gubbs in gathering and organizing the Bobbs and Slobbs. Thus begang the process known a Cooborating. The Nobbs also became closer to the Hobbs than any other Cobb because the Nobbs were a Cobb that could calm a Hobb as well as a Dobb with communication called Hobb Nobbing. The Nobbs kept inventing new signals for communication and eventually came up with words...first verbs than nouns than adjectives then Yes then No. A Nobb told a Cobb the first joke "Sobb clob Slob Fire". The Cobb who heard the Nobb joke about the Sobb clobbing the Slobb into the fire, had a unusual reaction something like a cough and a growl without pain or agression. The Nobb called it a Laff.
Prepositions hadn't been invented yet.
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