Merle Seton on The China Flu
By ice rivers
Attention you bat biting, snake chewing, hedgehog gobbling, turtle dove devouring Orientals in the wet markets of Huanan, thanks a lot. Same to you, wet market butchers who render both the produce and the wildlife on the spot before the blood, gut and shit stained pavements are hosed down to keep them "clean". In case you haven’t seen Dracula, scientists have long insisted that bat-human interactions including the presence and consumption of live bats in wildlife markets in Southern China “ain’t gonna end well for anybody and might just fuck up everything.”
But wait a minute, before we start kissing the ass of Asian scientists let’s remember that low paid research assistants had collected samples of the virus directly from wild bats not the bats in the market. They analyzed this bat poison without appropriate protective procedures. All of this batshit crazy research was done right smack dab in Huanan, in a laboratory just a few minutes from the wet market as the turtledove flies.
Whether it was researchers or shoppers, traders or visitors the China virus started and today it has become uncontrollable through out the world as it spreads exponentially. I get the flu...I give it to three people...those three people give it nine people...those nine people give it to twenty seven.
You get the drift?
So whadda we do now. I got it. Let’s elect Biden and go to communion every day . What? No communion? Social distance? and what? the latest Premature Saint knew all about sex crimes and din’t say anything about them, actually covered them up?
Thank God, Tump won the election.
Merle Seton is known nationwide for intentionally disseminating marketable misinformation based on plagiarism, rumor, fake polls and xenophobic hate mongering.