No Strangers Today

To see a stranger, I need to go outside and so does that stranger. No stranger is going to venture into my neighborhood, the danger is too great even  beyond the routine random shootings, car jackings and coyote invasions. My neighborhood stretches from the Big Apple to the Queen City. The sky has turned orange and inhalation is unadvisable. I saw a stranger last night on teevee that's about as far as I'm gonna go. As usual, the stranger was trying to improve the world and failed miserably. He was a college professor who looked way too much like David Brinkley. I wonder how David Brinkley would have broadcast yesterdays' news that Rochester was briefly the second most poisonous city in the world. We've always been cloudy and gray and depressing but this is our first venture into orange which cuts down on stranger danger because everybody is too petrified to go outside. I shouldn't say everybody as all generalizations are false. Some people just don't give a shit.