Penis in Space (SMILE)

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Has there ever been an object as phallic as the vehicle that Bezos used to launch himself into space?

The cowboy hats upon return and prior to lift off removed some of the Dr. Evil vibes from the mission but didn't lift all my suspicions.

I think Bezos is from another planet.

He got dropped off here with the mission to figure out a way to get back.

He was gonna have to play by the rules which means he was gonna need some money which means he was gonna have to come up with a big idea that would change the way we did things here on Earth. This wasn't too difficult of an idea for a creature with superior intelligence. Bezos figured out that the first step was to become the richest man on the planet. He invented Amazon and used that as his first vehicle....the propellent to becoming incredibly wealthy in a short period of time.

Having achieved wealth, power and influence...Bezos has now set off on his mission to get the hell outta here and back to wherever he came from.

The first step....the hinge...the turning point..... was launching a giant penis into the sky, tickling but barely penetrating space.

He's gonna take a lot of rich people with him when he leaves.

Meanwhile his minnions are working on methods to achieve infinite life expectancy which will come in handy on the voyages and penetrations of the future.

Space Migration with Infinite Life Expectancy

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The migration will be gradual at first and then sudden until we look around one day at our tortured, barely habitable planet and realize that indeed the meek have inherited the earth for whatever it's worth.

And we love it as we evolve into something else.