By ice rivers
Hate and Heat
Is there a place where they meet?
Better believe, goddamned right
The home of fire, the birth of fright.
A nightmare grid for damned sure
A boogie woogie joint run by Lucifer.
A bebop everybody enters alone
Access to some on telephone.
Tiger Woods grabbed a line
Made it all the way to the darkest mine.
Demon asked "whatchoo calling fer"
Tiger said "lookin for Lucifer"
Demon said "Not easy to get"
Tiger said " I got some regrets".
Demon said "you been losin' some bets"
Tiger said "I been payin' my debts"
Demon said "You ain't done yet"
Tiger said "I took m ycar for a jaunt"
Demon asked "who in hell do you want?"
Tiger said "Let me talk to the boss".
Demon asked "You carryng a cross?"
Tiger said "I'm on the level".
Demon said: "Here's the devil."
Tiger said "Glad to meet Ya."
Satan said " I know your name
What's puzzling me
Is the nature of your game."
Tiger said "I think I'm done"
Satan said " they thought You were the one".
Tiger said " all part of our deal."
Satan said " you got behind the wheel"
Tiger said "You always helped me when I drove"
Satan said " I said don't dive, you dove."
Tiger asked "Is that a deal breaker?"
Satan said "You'll never meet your maker".
Tiger asked "Is there golf in hell?"
Satan answered "well. well. well."
Tiger said "should I bring my clubs?"
Satan said "there's gonna be some rubs"
Tiger said "have I earned a litle edge.
Satan said "Just bring your sand wedge."