Slobs Clobberin' Sobs

A Hubb was similar to a Hobb, other than one big difference. A Hubb was less threatened by a Cobb than was a Hobb. Since a Cobb had come up with the idea of cooking, somebody had to come up with the idea of what to cook and how to get whatever it was that the Cobb could cook. A Hubb named Kub, sure enough found a bone in an elephant graveyard and began to use it as a weapon. This discovery helped the Hubb to hunt and provided the Cobb with something to cook which delighted the Sobb, who were getting tired of frying bananas.

The Sobb began to take on more power everytime that she had something new to cook. The power of the Sobb was resented by some members of the Hubb who felt that they deserved the power for bringing the food back to the Sobb. These members were called Clobs. They weren’t the best of hunters and often had the smallest weapons. Still they used whatever they had to clobber the Sobbs and remove some of their cooking prestige. Eventually these Clobs stopped hunting altogether and concentrated on clobbering the Sobbs into domesticity which didn’t bother the Hobbs or the Hubbs who collected Sobbs of their own while maintaining their basic aggression. The Clobs however lost most of their aggression except for the propensity to clobber Sobbs. They become very territorial. Eventually many of the Clobs became Slobbs as all they did was clobber their Sobbs and consume whatever the Hubbs had brought to the community for the good of the community. This lack of productivity among the Slobs eventually wore thin on the Hubbs and the Hobbs and the Cobbs and since with every discovery meant there was more to do, the Hobbs decided that if they didn’t want the Bobbs in their Mobs to become Slobbs, the Bobbs were gonna have to get Jobbs.

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