SoMethiNg Else

My memory is not the problem. It's something else.

According to Dr. Salvatore Timpani, if you are concerned about memory loss than you do not have Alzheimers.

Oh, oh

Well let's continue anyways

Here is the latest neurological test to determine if you have Alzheimers. If you can pick out the N, you're safe.

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How'd did you do?

I found the N no problem.

I just couldn't find any Ms.

And this sums up my basic problem. I'm befuddled by everything that everybody else perceives and understands. I am fascinated and obsessed with the N. This perhaps explains why I write so much about lemmings and Paladins and passenger pigeons and aardvarks etc while I'm totally baffled by a bottle of ketchup or my shoelaces or how television works which I consider magic as a matter of fact my lack of confidence in all things obvious to others leads me to believe in the supernatural magic that surrounds me at all times like when it removes my wallet which it has done twice in the last three weeks and it took a new angle this week when the wallet wasn't gone but everything inside it was gone but fortunately there was nothing inside it but my driver's license as I'm baffled by money and credit cards and 24 hours after the insides disappeared my driver's license showed up on my  porch propped up against my front door which nobody could explain although my wife  saw a weird homeless guy approaching our front door early in the morning but she didn't go to the door because she figured if she ignored the guy he would go away which he did.

Ya know these kinds of things happen to me every day.

It's not the memory that's the problem.

It's soMething else

or SOmETHInG else