Strip Joint....No Charge

By ice rivers

Tue, 27 Feb 2018
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After a gazillion years in hiding, neutron was finally discovered on February 27th, 1932.

Only too painfully aware of its propensity towards creating chain reactions that could and would ultimately lead to conflagrations like Hiroshima, Nagasaki and very nearly Gotham City, the neutron headed to an electron bar. Upon entering the bar, neutron asked the bartender for the price of a beer. The bartender responded…”For you, no charge”.

The neutron sort of laughed and said “Good one. Now here’s one for you why did the proton cross the Mobius strip”

The bartender said, “I don’t know”.

“Simple” said the neutron, “to get to the same side”.

And with that, the neutron went on its virtually unstoppable way. threatening destruction and creating new levels of existential dread while inciting mortal stalemate.

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Submitted by celticman on

I've never met a neutron, but I'm sure they keep themselves to themselves and only come out when you don't think about them. Drat. 

 

Submitted by ice rivers on

you have probably never been to an electron bar