THE JEDI KNIGHT

Young people always want to know ‘How do I become a Jedi Knight?’ The answer is simple, in order to become a real Jedi, you need three things. You need a code like ‘Stick to your principles and value all men equally’, then you might need a small book like a pocket Bible, which will become your trusty light sabre, always handy for warding off evil in times of trouble. Lastly you must master the ‘hidden bottom’ card trick, where you can ‘hit a card through a table’ by using a substitute card as a false bottom. By apparent ‘Magic’ you are thus able to slam a playing card right through a dining room table. You learn to use this basic trick with a lot of training, and then with time, they all three become one; the Code, the Book and the Card Trick. You are now ready to play for life and death, and to ‘hit a card through the table’ for real. Focus is the key to survival. Keep your eyes fixed on the prize at all times, believe in the great beyond; and ‘may the Force be with you!’