Six Word Stories

A Library Card is a Passport
Browsed Travel section - crossed the globe.

Hearts Don't Heal Easily
Broken heart.
The surgeon's scalpel slipped.

Accidents Happen
Broken spine.
Library won't be happy.

Witch's First Day
"EYE of newt?!"
(opens jar)
(faints)

Spy's First Day
"Me? A spy."
(gun cocking)
"Oops."

A Dark Transaction
Sold my soul.
(Kept opera, though.)

Browsing the Plastic Surgeon's Catalogue
New nose – it's hard to pick...

Why Diaries and Calendars Show the Full Moon
"Thursday? No good - I'm a werewolf."

Proving Them Wrong
Called me stupid.
Graduating with honours.