Bacteria rule
By magicdarer
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To the protozoans
Three cheer!
To them most small
And most dear!
Whether you live
Betwixt bum
Or in my mouth cheeks
while I hum
You are the biggest
Weight-wise of them all!
You rule the earth
Without government tall!
Whether in princess's gut
Or the bottom of the sea
Your DNA is actually
Part of the heart of me
We do not come from monkeys!
(Some do cry)
But what about from Cro-magnon
And the Neanderthal gene supply?
Have they not got bacteria in them:
Our cells power stores
Are made from the cobbling
Of bacteria's old energy whores!
They were so good we took them inside
Made them ours
So can we not just say there is life?
whether it's a turtle's or flower's?
(To kill a flower is not a crime
To kill human in war is fine)
A cabbage's life is not worth a dime
But outside war life is holy
At least some people think so
Other's say "blow me"
Just one thing for you bacteria
Come live in me mostly
You ,you and you grossly
But not
Neisseria gonorrhoeae
From you my body cowers in fear
Therefore my pride I wrap in rubber
(which also stops you becoming a mother)
Until the STI test is in
Then lets trade in bacteria again
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