ABC of a Certain Type of Cat

Alexander Bodkin,

Cat.

Deigning elementary

Felicitations;

Glaring, hissing,

Instinctive jealousies.

Kitty Litter

Malevolence;

Noisily offering pointless

Questionable repentance.

Silently terrorizing

Unsuspecting victims;

Whispering x-pletive yips

Zestfully.