Bobby Biddlesbury

Balding, bilious Bobby Biddlesbury

bought beautiful, bountiful bouquets.

“Betty, baby… blooms!” Bobby boasted,

but Betty, behaving badly, bopped Bobby.

“Betty Bunnikins?” Bobby bleatingly bawled.

“Beer Bobby!” Betty blurted. “Bad breath!”

“Barry brought bottles,” Barry bemoaned.

“Bloomin’ boozers,” berated Betty. “Bye, bye!”