Boy Meets Girl
By mickleinapickle
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Mr Smith had a date with Miss Jones
They held hands as they watched Game of Thrones
Then they took a short ride
To their local seaside
And a trip to erogenous zones
John danced with Safah from Djibouti
She was lithe and oh such a beauty
He would not kiss and tell
But he started to yell
When she shimmied and then shook her booty
A big-busted lady from Burton
Strolled around town with no shirt on
Girls said, "Holy cow!"
And boys shouted, "Wow!"
While the vicar just peeped through the curtain
Miss Brahms thought her beau was a dream
When he bought her chocolate ice cream
Though handsome and neat
He had smelly feet
Which caused the poor lady to scream
Lady Lucy looks lovely in pink
Though you'll miss the truth if you blink
Not easy to see
But she is a he
And life's never quite what you think
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