From Jester To King XIV

Are you tired? Permanently tired? Do you hate what you hate and hate even the idea of hating it? Do you like living and not want to be dead? Are you suffering from venereal diseases? Do you feel that a great injustice has been wrought upon you such that you’re deluded enough to believe you deserve a lot better than the tawdry one life dealt you in the first place? Do you like water? Would you like to lie on a hot sandy beach doing precisely zip? Do you like making fun of people and deriving a subtle ego boost in the process? Do you love time and enjoy being subject to its bizarre machinations? Would you like to make more of it, more wonderful sequential linear time? Do you like money of varying denominations and currencies? Are you still one of those impossibly thick cunts selling your precious time for another fool’s money? Do you want more space in your life? Space for the things that you want and not what someone other than you wants? Some other person you really couldn’t give a fuck about? Do you truly feel that if something doesn’t change right here right now then someone’s going to have an almighty tantrum, that someone being you? What if you I told you you’ve got cancer? That’s right, you’ve got cancer. And what are the three things you’d want if I wasn’t right about to tell you what those three things you want were? Sure.

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