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Mornington-By-Mere – (82) Caterpillar Ride (Part 02)

Because Jean and June were both such hard working girls and because they rarely took time off Mrs Hoddinott suggested they take themselves off to Sharpington for a couple of days, and because the country had experienced the worst winter in a generation, and the girls were instrumental in ensuring the farm lost no livestock, old man Hoddinott told then he could borrow his pride and joy, a 1929 Austin 7.

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 429

What are little girls made of? Sugar and spice and all things nice

OLYMPIC CONDOMS

“My Olympic condoms have arrived” A husband told his wife excitedly

Mornington-By-Mere – (82) Caterpillar Ride (Part 01)

Downshire is a relatively small English county but like a pocket battleship it packs a lot in, a short but beautiful coastline, a channel port, the Ancient forests of Dancingdean and Pepperstock, the craggy ridges and manmade lakes of the Pepperstock Hills National Park, the rolling hills of the Downshire Downs, the beautiful Finchbottom Vale and farm land as far as the eye can see, from the Trotwood’s and the Grace’s in the south to the home of the Downshire Light infantry, Nettlefield, and their affluent neighbour’s, Roespring and Tipton in the North but it’s in the east coast seaside town of Sharpington where our story takes place.

MY UNCLE IS A GREAT CAT LOVER

My Uncle is a great cat lover

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Thank you for putting up with

Posted on Sun, 11 Nov 2018

Thank you for putting up with me

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I'm not admitting to

Posted on Fri, 28 Sep 2018

I'm not admitting to forgetting where I parked it though

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Sorry!!!

Posted on Tue, 10 Apr 2018

I dont think I could have picked a worse paragraph for the teaser if i tried

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Thanks Nolan  

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Thanks Nolan

 

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Because I'm a numpty

Posted on Fri, 04 Mar 2016

Because I'm a numpty

I've fixed it now.

Thanks Vera

 

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I see, so its a case of

Posted on Fri, 25 Jul 2014

I see, so its a case of "Phyician heal thy self". well ok I'll give it a go.

You do realise I'm not a proper doctor? Unless my boy scout bandaging badge counts.

As to girls not having the wherewithall to produce belly button fluff,...

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I think its probably a myth

Posted on Thu, 05 Jun 2014

I think its probably a myth Bee like the Lochness Monster and shy and retiring Used Car Salesmen.

Unless you count driving and crashing as multitasking.

Cheers

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A great Piece Bee

Posted on Mon, 12 May 2014

A great Piece Bee

 

i thought these libes were particularly powerful

"He knocked again, and still no answer came -
just the eerie echoes of the fallen"

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Wow Bee

Posted on Tue, 13 May 2014

Wow Bee

Another absolute belter
 

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Thank Davey -

Posted on Sun, 06 Apr 2014

Thank Davey -

Thats a no to Paddy Power, I do all my bets on line.

I didnt even know there was a PP in Woking until I walked passed it on Friday

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