Simon Barget

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StoryThe Zookeeper Simon Barget423 hours 12 min ago
StoryThe Haunted Fort of Bhangarh marandina272 days 11 hours ago
StoryGrowth Simon Barget42 days 16 hours ago
StoryReturn from a hunt Simon Barget12 days 16 hours ago
StoryMy people Simon Barget24 days 20 hours ago
StoryMy box Simon Barget24 days 21 hours ago
StoryMy second Simon Barget74 days 21 hours ago
StoryMy father’s bones Simon Barget141 week 2 days ago
Story'I can only see things right in front of me' Simon Barget11 week 4 days ago
StoryThought Torte - A recipe Simon Barget21 week 5 days ago
Story21 rules for life, or how to fit in, or how to just, you know, swallow the whole unpalatable thing whole (from the gab of a 43 y/o London-born loser) Simon Barget192 weeks 5 days ago
StoryMy spare room Simon Barget12 weeks 5 days ago
StoryWar Correspondent Simon Barget03 weeks 16 hours ago
StorySlowly but surely Simon Barget23 weeks 3 days ago
StoryThe thing Simon Barget153 weeks 5 days ago
StoryHonestly, I've got a Great Netflix Recommendation for You Simon Barget04 weeks 1 day ago
StoryThe Best Man Simon Barget01 month 3 days ago
StoryRooks fatboy74181 month 1 week ago
StoryFriendship Simon Barget121 month 1 week ago
StoryOf the forty-four Hands Simon Barget11 month 1 week ago
StoryThe Spencers and Their Snooker Table Simon Barget41 month 2 weeks ago
StoryGrumpy Old Man tcook161 month 2 weeks ago
StorySeafoam Simon Barget11 month 3 weeks ago
StoryAmazon horse (removed for publication) Simon Barget91 month 3 weeks ago
StoryOn the modern phenomenon of timewasting Simon Barget11 month 3 weeks ago

My stories

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The Zookeeper

All the animals look up to me because I am the zookeeper. I refuse to have it any other way. There’s a pecking order here. If you lose the battle,...

Return from a hunt

We had just come back from a hunt. The women were cutting the flesh into bowls to give out to the village. The meat would last for a week. We had...

My people

My people deserve better. We have drawn the short straw. We have been shunted from pillar to post. I can think of no other nation in history to have...
Cherry

My box

My box is something nice and comfortable with extra padding if I sit down too quickly or trip up on things in my path. If I fall I’ll always have...
Gold cherry

Growth

In the morning I am small, barely a shadow of my former self. I haven’t had a chance to grow. In the morning I can hardly even recognise me. I look...

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9 of my comments have received 9 Great Feedback votes

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Lovely piece. Sweet steady

Posted on Thu, 14 Jan 2021

Lovely piece. Sweet steady and beguiling. 

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Posted in The Haunted Fort of Bhangarh

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I was in arambol and Varanasi

Posted on Thu, 14 Jan 2021

I was in arambol and Varanasi too Geoffrey

2004-5

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Posted in The Haunted Fort of Bhangarh

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I enjoyed this alot. How

Posted on Fri, 22 Mar 2013

I enjoyed this alot. How about annoying people who point out insignificant typos on other people's work 7 years later ? :)

Julie Burchill with a 'U'

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Posted in Grumpy Old Man

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Fixed!

Posted on Thu, 03 Sep 2020

Fixed!

And now I know you really do actually read these things.smiley

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Posted in My life as an actor, part one

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Very sweet and I can relate. 

Posted on Sun, 07 Jun 2020

Very sweet and I can relate. 

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Posted in Iriecat

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Cherries are back in season!

Posted on Fri, 14 Feb 2020

Cherries are back in season! Hurrah!

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Posted in From Jester To King XLI

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You’re a sweetie, darling!

Posted on Thu, 23 Jan 2020

You’re a sweetie, darling!

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Posted in From Jester To King XXII

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Perusing? Surveying perhaps?

Posted on Thu, 31 Mar 2016

Perusing? Surveying perhaps? I'm not sure but that verb is important especially because the rest of the line is  so accurate  

 

very nicely evoked

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Posted in Musing

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I like this alot. Lots of

Posted on Tue, 31 May 2011

I like this alot. Lots of very good writing here, though sometimes a bit overblown in places.Read full comment

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