Simon Barget
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Transplant
I was born in Norwich or Greenwich or Dulwich or Seaford or somewhere on the south coast but I am not good with places or even words for that matter...
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Diminishing returns
Back when I was a mushroom I lived under the earth and used to have to speak in determined whispers. I didn’t want anyone to hear me, but I wanted...
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The Wall
In the infrequent moments I am not throwing some poorly cobbled-together object at a wall I am invariably thinking of doing so. I throw cobwebs, cats...
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You will be you
When I was born they said ‘ you will be you’ and I thought ‘ok fine I will be me’ and I didn’t really question it, I didn’t really object. But now...
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