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I have 86 stories published in 11 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 38644 times and 67 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Author of "Library Cat" (Black & White Publishing) available here: http://amzn.to/28KQgCH

My stories


In Defence of the Staycation

Later, I hear the A12 sigh across a freshly ploughed field, embossed by the moans of sheep.

Hamstergate (Part 5)

This morning, Towser had a running with some kind of buck-toothed woodland creature.

Hamstergate (Part 4)

My heart is racing. I feel as if I have just watched some early Faraday cage experiment or witnessed the ghoulish formation of Mr. Hyde in Dr. Jekyll’s cobweb bestrewn lab. Probes pushed to the head. Clenched teeth. The power of a trillion charged electrons racing through white-hot nerves. Cross oneself. Cross oneself.

Hamstergate (Part 3)

This morning, the gracious martyr Biscuit was laid to rest. Beth MSN’d me a grainy photo of his fluffy form laid out supine in a Fortnum & Mason hamper. Tilda was wearing all black.

Hamstergate (Part Two)

The inside of the vet is lit with halogen lights. We huddle on plastic chairs in one corner by a watercooler. A yucca climbs up the plate-glass...