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I have 80 stories published in 11 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 50767 times and 76 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Author of "Library Cat" (Black & White Publishing) available here: http://amzn.to/28KQgCH

My stories


The future of wit is in wifi

90’s internet technology precluded humour; the bing-bing-brrrrs of a 56k modem wear thin after the third dial-up, and twitter’s 140 characters elicit waffle. Better to

Castaway - 2. Edith is visited

This piece has been removed as it is being read at the Edinburgh International Book Festival on 19.08.12 at 4pm!

Third rail

his sand-coloured stream issuing from his live busbar...

My kingdom for a Dimplex

"and how everything I’d loved to date that was rock, and brass and stained glass and wrought iron – and even vaguely Victorian – was a lie"


in the garden below, cats discuss ownership in electrically synthed voices