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I have 11930 stories published in 145 collections on the site.
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Paul Curtis

My name is Paul Curtis and I have lived most of my life in Surrey and now live and work in Woking. I have been writing for about thirty years originally for my own amusement although I now enjoy inflicting it on other people.

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The Tornado Sojourns (4) – Chapter 16 – Rendezvous

The Corvette carried much more armour so the Pulsar Lasers wouldn’t be as effective even with concentrated fire and knowing the Tornado had a rear facing Plasma Cannon they were never going attack from behind so there was no surprise on the flight deck when the Corvette turned onto an attack vector that would bring them nose to nose.

THE ICE RIMED TREES STOOD

The ice rimed trees stood

Snippets of Downshire Life – Library Shelfie Day

The traditional seaside resort of Sharpington-by-Sea with its Victorian Pier, seafront hotels, crazy golf, The Palladium ballroom, well maintained gardens, promenade, theatre and illuminations, has all the usual things to have a great time by the seaside, as well as amusement arcades and of course the Sharpington Fun Park, but in addition to those attractions the town obviously benefitted from all the normal amenities, such as the Public Library.

The Tornado Sojourns (4) – Chapter 15 – Unwanted Attention

“Tower this is the Tempest Class Freighter Tornado requesting permission to depart” Zerrad said “Stand by Tornado” a voice responded and then after what seemed like an age they added “You are cleared to go, please follow vector 90 to outer marker, good luck” With the engines warmed up and clearance to depart, and with Lyris piloting and his brother Zerrad in the co-pilot seat and Asti Alegionaris looking on, the Tornado’s four vertical take-off jumper engines were engaged, and the Tempest class freighter lifted off.

ONE SECRET TO A HAPPY LIFE # 3

One secret to a happy life Is simply this in my view

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10 of my comments have received 10 Great Feedback votes

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Thank you for putting up with

Posted on Sun, 11 Nov 2018

Thank you for putting up with me

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Posted in Tales from the Finchbottom Vale – (98) Christmas in Sharpington – James’s Tale (Part 02)

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I'm not admitting to

Posted on Fri, 28 Sep 2018

I'm not admitting to forgetting where I parked it though

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Posted in MORE TO BE PITIED THAN SCOLDED

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Sorry!!!

Posted on Tue, 10 Apr 2018

I dont think I could have picked a worse paragraph for the teaser if i tried

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Posted in Yvonne Makin’s House of Fun – (20) Tease Me Please Me (Part 04)

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Thanks Nolan  

Posted on Sun, 25 Mar 2018

Thanks Nolan

 

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Because I'm a numpty

Posted on Fri, 04 Mar 2016

Because I'm a numpty

I've fixed it now.

Thanks Vera

 

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Posted in Choice Tales from the Vale – (033) Sitting Pretty

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I see, so its a case of

Posted on Fri, 25 Jul 2014

I see, so its a case of "Phyician heal thy self". well ok I'll give it a go.

You do realise I'm not a proper doctor? Unless my boy scout bandaging badge counts.

As to girls not having the wherewithall to produce belly button fluff,...

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Posted in COUGHS AND SNEEZES

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I think its probably a myth

Posted on Thu, 05 Jun 2014

I think its probably a myth Bee like the Lochness Monster and shy and retiring Used Car Salesmen.

Unless you count driving and crashing as multitasking.

Cheers

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Posted in MY SATNAV IS WORSE THAN MY WIFE

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A great Piece Bee

Posted on Mon, 12 May 2014

A great Piece Bee

 

i thought these libes were particularly powerful

"He knocked again, and still no answer came -
just the eerie echoes of the fallen"

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Posted in Battle Cries

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Wow Bee

Posted on Tue, 13 May 2014

Wow Bee

Another absolute belter
 

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Posted in Gift

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Thank Davey -

Posted on Sun, 06 Apr 2014

Thank Davey -

Thats a no to Paddy Power, I do all my bets on line.

I didnt even know there was a PP in Woking until I walked passed it on Friday

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Posted in YOU ARE WELL ENDOWED