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I have 10814 stories published in 135 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 7246779 times and 95 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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Paul Curtis

My name is Paul Curtis and I have lived most of my life in Surrey and now live and work in Woking. I have been writing for about thirty years originally for my own amusement although I now enjoy inflicting it on other people.

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Choice Tales from the Vale – (194) When Worlds Collide

When Andrew Gain awoke from an erotic dream, his train was just pulling into Shallowfield station. He got off the train and walked quickly homeward wishing he’d not woken up from his dream, which was not so much a dream as a remembrance of the night he spent with Caroline Archer and in particular the part where she was sat writhing on his face, and that remembrance aroused him.
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The Tornado Sojourns (2) – Chapter 15 – Into the Lion’s Den

The plan for the Legion to capture Kurla Babic was a simple one. As the Tornado was a regular visitor to Odekka no one would raise an eyebrow when they landed with a Legionnaire strike force on board, nor would they be alarmed when the Stroller drove down the ramp and crossed the field to drive up to the Blue Horizon with a small group of Legionnaires concealed in the back.

Choice Tales from the Vale – (193) Lust for the One You’re With

Darrel Williams was sitting at the bar in Beiderbecke’s Jazz Club in Finchbottom, drinking a large Gin and Tonic and doing a spot of people watching, an occupational hazard for an adulterer, but the bar was so empty that he exhausted that exercise in less than five minutes.

MOONLIGHT GLINTS

Moonlight glints On the silent vales

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6 of my comments have received 6 Great Feedback votes

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Because I'm a numpty

Posted on Fri, 04 Mar 2016

Because I'm a numpty

I've fixed it now.

Thanks Vera

 

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Posted in Choice Tales from the Vale – (033) Sitting Pretty

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I see, so its a case of

Posted on Fri, 25 Jul 2014

I see, so its a case of "Phyician heal thy self". well ok I'll give it a go.

You do realise I'm not a proper doctor? Unless my boy scout bandaging badge counts.

As to girls not having the wherewithall to produce belly button fluff,...

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Posted in COUGHS AND SNEEZES

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I think its probably a myth

Posted on Thu, 05 Jun 2014

I think its probably a myth Bee like the Lochness Monster and shy and retiring Used Car Salesmen.

Unless you count driving and crashing as multitasking.

Cheers

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Posted in MY SATNAV IS WORSE THAN MY WIFE

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A great Piece Bee

Posted on Mon, 12 May 2014

A great Piece Bee

 

i thought these libes were particularly powerful

"He knocked again, and still no answer came -
just the eerie echoes of the fallen"

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Posted in Battle Cries

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Wow Bee

Posted on Tue, 13 May 2014

Wow Bee

Another absolute belter
 

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Posted in Gift

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Thank Davey -

Posted on Sun, 06 Apr 2014

Thank Davey -

Thats a no to Paddy Power, I do all my bets on line.

I didnt even know there was a PP in Woking until I walked passed it on Friday

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Posted in YOU ARE WELL ENDOWED