BIGGUS

Primary tabs

I have 12890 stories published in 147 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 12140881 times and 113 of my stories have been cherry picked.
10 of my 3,747 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 10 votes

BIGGUS's picture
Paul Curtis

My name is Paul Curtis and I have lived most of my life in Surrey and now live and work in Woking. I have been writing for about thirty years originally for my own amusement although I now enjoy inflicting it on other people.

My stories

Policing Downshire in the Noughties – Christmas at the Phoenix

When Bill Overend was promoted to DCI he inherited most of his predecessor’s team but immediately made two additions from outside of Abbottsford, Detective Constable Boris Katarski and newly promoted Detective Inspector Tom Adamson, and since that time Bill Overend and Tom Adamson had become very close.

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFETIME

Family friends Sam Reed (Dustin Milligan) and Kat Patton (Danica McKellar) spend every Christmas Eve at the Children's Table from the age of three.

CHRISTMAS DINNER WITH THE CYRUS’S

Christmas dinner with the Cyrus’s

The Clerembeax Palace Hotel and Spa – The Second Sunday of Advent Matinée

The beautiful Downshire village of Clerembeax St Giles was situated to the west of Abbeyvale located between Grace Hill and Bushy Down and on the outskirts was the Clerembeax Palace Hotel and Spa and when staffing the Hotel, they wanted to employ from the village populous where possible, and that was how the Ward girls came to work at the Palace.
Cherry

The Clerembeax Palace Hotel and Spa – The Second Sunday of Advent

The beautiful Downshire village of Clerembeax St Giles was situated to the west of Abbeyvale located between Grace Hill and Bushy Down and on the outskirts was the Clerembeax Palace Hotel and Spa and when Yvonne Labuschagne inherited it from her cousin, the last remaining Clerembeax, she undertook the task of modernizing the Palace and opening a Hotel and Spa offering, fitness classes, gym, rock sauna, infra-red sauna, aroma steam room, ice fountain, drench showers, Jacuzzi, a Romanesque pool, Reflexology, Raki, facials, scalp massage, hand massage, Manicure and Pedicure, while also providing accommodation, meeting and function rooms, a superior restaurant and whatever temptation might attract potential visitors.

Pages

10 of my comments have received 10 Great Feedback votes

1 Vote

Thank you for putting up with

Posted on Sun, 11 Nov 2018

Thank you for putting up with me

Read full comment

Posted in Tales from the Finchbottom Vale – (98) Christmas in Sharpington – James’s Tale (Part 02)

1 Vote

I'm not admitting to

Posted on Fri, 28 Sep 2018

I'm not admitting to forgetting where I parked it though

Read full comment

Posted in MORE TO BE PITIED THAN SCOLDED

1 Vote

Sorry!!!

Posted on Tue, 10 Apr 2018

I dont think I could have picked a worse paragraph for the teaser if i tried

Read full comment

Posted in Yvonne Makin’s House of Fun – (20) Tease Me Please Me (Part 04)

1 Vote

Thanks Nolan  

Posted on Sun, 25 Mar 2018

Thanks Nolan

 

Read full comment

Posted in HAIR OF AUBURN

1 Vote

Because I'm a numpty

Posted on Fri, 04 Mar 2016

Because I'm a numpty

I've fixed it now.

Thanks Vera

 

Read full comment

Posted in Choice Tales from the Vale – (033) Sitting Pretty

1 Vote

I see, so its a case of

Posted on Fri, 25 Jul 2014

I see, so its a case of "Phyician heal thy self". well ok I'll give it a go.

You do realise I'm not a proper doctor? Unless my boy scout bandaging badge counts.

As to girls not having the wherewithall to produce belly button fluff,...

Read full comment

Posted in COUGHS AND SNEEZES

1 Vote

I think its probably a myth

Posted on Thu, 05 Jun 2014

I think its probably a myth Bee like the Lochness Monster and shy and retiring Used Car Salesmen.

Unless you count driving and crashing as multitasking.

Cheers

Read full comment

Posted in MY SATNAV IS WORSE THAN MY WIFE

1 Vote

A great Piece Bee

Posted on Mon, 12 May 2014

A great Piece Bee

 

i thought these libes were particularly powerful

"He knocked again, and still no answer came -
just the eerie echoes of the fallen"

Read full comment

Posted in Battle Cries

1 Vote

Wow Bee

Posted on Tue, 13 May 2014

Wow Bee

Another absolute belter
 

Read full comment

Posted in Gift

1 Vote

Thank Davey -

Posted on Sun, 06 Apr 2014

Thank Davey -

Thats a no to Paddy Power, I do all my bets on line.

I didnt even know there was a PP in Woking until I walked passed it on Friday

Read full comment

Posted in YOU ARE WELL ENDOWED