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I have 11729 stories published in 143 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 8422013 times and 100 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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Paul Curtis

My name is Paul Curtis and I have lived most of my life in Surrey and now live and work in Woking. I have been writing for about thirty years originally for my own amusement although I now enjoy inflicting it on other people.

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Tales from the Finchbottom Vale – (78) It Happened One Christmas (Part 02)

So in December Martyn Taylor, wife Michelle, 9 year old son Sam and seven year old twins Ben and Mark moved into a caravan at Whitecliffe and they had a bleak Christmas.

Yvonne Makin’s House of Fun – (26) Rules of Engagement (Part 04)

While trying to think of a suitable escort Yvonne had a light bulb moment, Aidan McCauley the quiet and unassuming former odd job man at the Hotel from the Spa days. He had turned out to be the surprise package of the transition, a man who as his former self would never have said boo to a goose. But when Aidan was transformed into his alter ego and he was dressed head to toe in black leather and wearing a heavily studded ski mask, he found his true voice and he could not be silenced. But out of uniform he was the perfect escort for Lesley.

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – CHRISTMAS IN CANAAN

DJ (Zak Ludwig) and Rodney (Jaishon Fisher) didn't like each other from the first moment they met, and they repeatedly clash because DJ thinks Rodney acts too smart for his own good and Rodney thinks DJ is an ignorant white farm boy.

Tales from the Finchbottom Vale – (78) It Happened One Christmas (Part 01)

Sharpington-by-Sea is a traditional seaside resort complete with a Victorian Pier, seafront hotels, crazy golf, the Palladium ballroom, well maintained gardens, promenade, theatre and illuminations, all the usual things to have a great time by the seaside, as well as amusement arcades and of course the Sharpington Fun Park.

Yvonne Makin’s House of Fun – (26) Rules of Engagement (Part 03)

After Lesley explained, at length, her circumstances regarding her philandering fiancé and her cougar boss, she got to the point of her being there.

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10 of my comments have received 10 Great Feedback votes

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Thank you for putting up with

Posted on Sun, 11 Nov 2018

Thank you for putting up with me

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Posted in Tales from the Finchbottom Vale – (98) Christmas in Sharpington – James’s Tale (Part 02)

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I'm not admitting to

Posted on Fri, 28 Sep 2018

I'm not admitting to forgetting where I parked it though

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Posted in MORE TO BE PITIED THAN SCOLDED

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Sorry!!!

Posted on Tue, 10 Apr 2018

I dont think I could have picked a worse paragraph for the teaser if i tried

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Thanks Nolan  

Posted on Sun, 25 Mar 2018

Thanks Nolan

 

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Because I'm a numpty

Posted on Fri, 04 Mar 2016

Because I'm a numpty

I've fixed it now.

Thanks Vera

 

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Posted in Choice Tales from the Vale – (033) Sitting Pretty

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I see, so its a case of

Posted on Fri, 25 Jul 2014

I see, so its a case of "Phyician heal thy self". well ok I'll give it a go.

You do realise I'm not a proper doctor? Unless my boy scout bandaging badge counts.

As to girls not having the wherewithall to produce belly button fluff,...

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Posted in COUGHS AND SNEEZES

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I think its probably a myth

Posted on Thu, 05 Jun 2014

I think its probably a myth Bee like the Lochness Monster and shy and retiring Used Car Salesmen.

Unless you count driving and crashing as multitasking.

Cheers

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Posted in MY SATNAV IS WORSE THAN MY WIFE

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A great Piece Bee

Posted on Mon, 12 May 2014

A great Piece Bee

 

i thought these libes were particularly powerful

"He knocked again, and still no answer came -
just the eerie echoes of the fallen"

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Posted in Battle Cries

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Wow Bee

Posted on Tue, 13 May 2014

Wow Bee

Another absolute belter
 

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Posted in Gift

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Thank Davey -

Posted on Sun, 06 Apr 2014

Thank Davey -

Thats a no to Paddy Power, I do all my bets on line.

I didnt even know there was a PP in Woking until I walked passed it on Friday

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