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I have 11291 stories published in 142 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 7789042 times and 96 of my stories have been cherry picked.
8 of my 3,437 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 8 votes

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Paul Curtis

My name is Paul Curtis and I have lived most of my life in Surrey and now live and work in Woking. I have been writing for about thirty years originally for my own amusement although I now enjoy inflicting it on other people.

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Those Memories Made on Teardrop Lake – (45) Mercedes (Part 06)

Jake and Mercedes walked down the lane towards the Shallowfield Lodge Hotel and then proceeded to the Hotel jetty where Jake had his Dinghy tied up.

JEAN PIERRE AND HIS LETTERS

Jean Pierre coated his French Letters

Yvonne Makin’s House of Fun – (23) Popped in the Quad (Part 05)

Yvonne assigned Aidan McCauley to be Lesley’s guide and escort to show her niece around the establishment and she said. “Show her everything and don’t spare her blushes”

Those Memories Made on Teardrop Lake – (45) Mercedes (Part 05)

“Rafael Darling” the cougar said “Hello Mrs Braithwaite” “I’ve told you before, you naughty boy, call me Carissa”

HIGHER EDUCATION IS A WONDERFUL THING

Higher education is a wonderful thing But achieving it is not without expense

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8 of my comments have received 8 Great Feedback votes

1 Vote

Sorry!!!

Posted on Tue, 10 Apr 2018

I dont think I could have picked a worse paragraph for the teaser if i tried

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Posted in Yvonne Makin’s House of Fun – (20) Tease Me Please Me (Part 04)

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Thanks Nolan  

Posted on Sun, 25 Mar 2018

Thanks Nolan

 

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Posted in HAIR OF AUBURN

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Because I'm a numpty

Posted on Fri, 04 Mar 2016

Because I'm a numpty

I've fixed it now.

Thanks Vera

 

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Posted in Choice Tales from the Vale – (033) Sitting Pretty

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I see, so its a case of

Posted on Fri, 25 Jul 2014

I see, so its a case of "Phyician heal thy self". well ok I'll give it a go.

You do realise I'm not a proper doctor? Unless my boy scout bandaging badge counts.

As to girls not having the wherewithall to produce belly button fluff,...

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Posted in COUGHS AND SNEEZES

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I think its probably a myth

Posted on Thu, 05 Jun 2014

I think its probably a myth Bee like the Lochness Monster and shy and retiring Used Car Salesmen.

Unless you count driving and crashing as multitasking.

Cheers

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Posted in MY SATNAV IS WORSE THAN MY WIFE

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A great Piece Bee

Posted on Mon, 12 May 2014

A great Piece Bee

 

i thought these libes were particularly powerful

"He knocked again, and still no answer came -
just the eerie echoes of the fallen"

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Posted in Battle Cries

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Wow Bee

Posted on Tue, 13 May 2014

Wow Bee

Another absolute belter
 

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Posted in Gift

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Thank Davey -

Posted on Sun, 06 Apr 2014

Thank Davey -

Thats a no to Paddy Power, I do all my bets on line.

I didnt even know there was a PP in Woking until I walked passed it on Friday

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Posted in YOU ARE WELL ENDOWED