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I have 12107 stories published in 147 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 9168078 times and 102 of my stories have been cherry picked.
10 of my 3,646 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 10 votes

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Paul Curtis

My name is Paul Curtis and I have lived most of my life in Surrey and now live and work in Woking. I have been writing for about thirty years originally for my own amusement although I now enjoy inflicting it on other people.

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Mornington-By-Mere – (55) Fraternal Flirtations (Part 02)

Dennis looked forward to the time he spent in Morningside and she came to count the minutes until she saw him again. However nothing ever happened between them other than mutual admiration, but it was only a matter of time before that changed.

Policing Downshire in the Noughties – Hard Work and Good Fortune

Detective Chief Inspector Bill Overend often referred to himself as “optimistically middle aged”, because although there was no guarantee that he was in the middle of his life, he was nonetheless optimistic.

PICKUP # 22

When you’re on the pull If you want to break the ice

Mornington-By-Mere – (55) Fraternal Flirtations (Part 01)

It was the house that 38 year old Angela was born in, which she now shared with her Purplemere born husband Norman and 19 year old daughter Andrea, and to the casual observer they were a happy family but all was not as it seems.

GOLF AND PORN

He was flicking channels between Golf and porn

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10 of my comments have received 10 Great Feedback votes

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Thank you for putting up with

Posted on Sun, 11 Nov 2018

Thank you for putting up with me

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Posted in Tales from the Finchbottom Vale – (98) Christmas in Sharpington – James’s Tale (Part 02)

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I'm not admitting to

Posted on Fri, 28 Sep 2018

I'm not admitting to forgetting where I parked it though

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Posted in MORE TO BE PITIED THAN SCOLDED

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Sorry!!!

Posted on Tue, 10 Apr 2018

I dont think I could have picked a worse paragraph for the teaser if i tried

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Posted in Yvonne Makin’s House of Fun – (20) Tease Me Please Me (Part 04)

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Thanks Nolan  

Posted on Sun, 25 Mar 2018

Thanks Nolan

 

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Because I'm a numpty

Posted on Fri, 04 Mar 2016

Because I'm a numpty

I've fixed it now.

Thanks Vera

 

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Posted in Choice Tales from the Vale – (033) Sitting Pretty

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I see, so its a case of

Posted on Fri, 25 Jul 2014

I see, so its a case of "Phyician heal thy self". well ok I'll give it a go.

You do realise I'm not a proper doctor? Unless my boy scout bandaging badge counts.

As to girls not having the wherewithall to produce belly button fluff,...

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Posted in COUGHS AND SNEEZES

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I think its probably a myth

Posted on Thu, 05 Jun 2014

I think its probably a myth Bee like the Lochness Monster and shy and retiring Used Car Salesmen.

Unless you count driving and crashing as multitasking.

Cheers

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Posted in MY SATNAV IS WORSE THAN MY WIFE

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A great Piece Bee

Posted on Mon, 12 May 2014

A great Piece Bee

 

i thought these libes were particularly powerful

"He knocked again, and still no answer came -
just the eerie echoes of the fallen"

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Posted in Battle Cries

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Wow Bee

Posted on Tue, 13 May 2014

Wow Bee

Another absolute belter
 

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Posted in Gift

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Thank Davey -

Posted on Sun, 06 Apr 2014

Thank Davey -

Thats a no to Paddy Power, I do all my bets on line.

I didnt even know there was a PP in Woking until I walked passed it on Friday

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Posted in YOU ARE WELL ENDOWED