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I have 12554 stories published in 147 collections on the site.
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Paul Curtis

My name is Paul Curtis and I have lived most of my life in Surrey and now live and work in Woking. I have been writing for about thirty years originally for my own amusement although I now enjoy inflicting it on other people.

My stories

WAITING FOR SANITY

You question your own sanity When you're asked by a waiter And you go into another room To give him your order You tell him its because Of one of your darkest fears You won't do it at the table

OH MY GOD

After a good night out And I've had a drink or two I've never been to bed And I've bedded a few With an ugly woman Not even one or two But I can tell you this I've woken up with a few

I NEVER EVER TOLD YOU

I fell in love with you When you were eight, I was eight too You had no front teeth

STD

STD meant standard telephone dialing And was progress and intended to ease Initials STD are also used to abbreviate The term "sexually transmitted disease Now you cannot get an STD on your own

VERY PHILOSOPHICAL

Abstract thoughts in civilization Represent rational investigation There is absolutely no substitution For a genuine lack of preparation The careful and precise application Of terror is also a form of communication

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