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I have 12566 stories published in 147 collections on the site.
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Paul Curtis

My name is Paul Curtis and I have lived most of my life in Surrey and now live and work in Woking. I have been writing for about thirty years originally for my own amusement although I now enjoy inflicting it on other people.

My stories

VERY HAPPY HOUR

A man walked into a pub one Saturday night He went to the bar and ordered a pint of light "Certainly, Sir, that will cost you ten pence" "Ten pence? For a pint that makes no sense" The man exclaimed delightedly to the barman

SWISS MISS

I hate Swiss army knives with a passion All the more as there all the fashion Even though they appear to be useful I really can't help feeling resentful Despite all the craftsmanship it brings And it being useful for a variety things

ETERNAL QUESTION

My son asked me today

MEN OF STATURE

A married woman was at home in bed Not with her husband but a lover instead They were deeply engrossed in the affair When she heard her husband on the stair "Oh my god my husband is home early

EYE CANDY

If you are the type of woman Who abhors being ogled by men Then just remember this adage When your next ogled by men It's far better to be looked over Than overlooked - so think again

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