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I have 12554 stories published in 147 collections on the site.
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Paul Curtis

My name is Paul Curtis and I have lived most of my life in Surrey and now live and work in Woking. I have been writing for about thirty years originally for my own amusement although I now enjoy inflicting it on other people.

My stories

HAS ANYONE SEEN BERNARD?

I can't remember the last time to be truthful I heard Mr. Matthew's say they're "bootiful You never see him smiling broadly on the TV As he express's the virtues of bits of Turkey It's not even Bernard's voice on the Turkey ads

EVERY CORNER OF THE WORLD (2)

From the land of the long white cloud To the land of the midnight sun I will follow you to the ends of the earth Because for me you're the only one

NO ONE LISTENS

No one's listening From the start No one's listening When you impart No one's listening When you're smart No one's listening Until you fart

LUCKY LOTTO

Despite winning twenty million pound My feet are still firmly on the ground So I am the same despite my good news But I am wearing much better shoes

SUNLIGHT DANCING

Bright sunlight dances across the open water Glinting like diamonds in the soft march winds The surface occasionally broken by rising fish Far-reaching ripples expand as a splash rescinds

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