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I have 12290 stories published in 147 collections on the site.
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Paul Curtis

My name is Paul Curtis and I have lived most of my life in Surrey and now live and work in Woking. I have been writing for about thirty years originally for my own amusement although I now enjoy inflicting it on other people.

My stories

HI'S AND LO'S

There was a tight rope walker On a high wire in Sydney harbor While in London was another man Being blown by an octogenarian The men a thousand miles apart Nearer the end than to the start Have the same thought suddenly

THE SMART WISH

Three blondes were walking in a desert land When they found a lamp lying in the sand Rubbing from the lamp the sand they cleared

THE SEVEN WONDERS OF THE ANCIENT WORLD - THE COLOSSUS OF RHODES

The Colossus of Rhodes was the youngest of the seven ancient wonders with the 12 year construction being completed in 282 BC. The 110 ft colossus was cast in bronze and stood on a huge white marble plinth on the eastern promontory of the Mandraki harbor by the entrance of the port on the beautiful Mediterranean island of Rhodes and contrary to popular belief the Colossus did not straddle the mouth of the harbor.

HOW MUCH?

For thirty-five years I have paid Via PAYE income taxation

I HOPE I'M A CELBRITY WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE

This Ant and Dec as far as I can tell Are on TV a lot and doing quite well

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