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I have 12281 stories published in 147 collections on the site.
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Paul Curtis

My name is Paul Curtis and I have lived most of my life in Surrey and now live and work in Woking. I have been writing for about thirty years originally for my own amusement although I now enjoy inflicting it on other people.

My stories

LUVVIE

"Break a leg darling" Old thespians cry As they tread the boards

BIMBETTE AND THE BUILDER

Bimbette saw a builder called Paddy one day in a bar And she noticed on one of his wellies the letter R Then she saw something odd on the other boot as well She noticed that the other welly bore the letter L

THE KNICKER NICKER

When I used to travel to work in my car I used to pass through what became the largest new housing development in Europe. At the time I passed through the development the project was nearing its completion.

AFFORD A BEAMER

Have you ever noticed How many cars are BMW's

ON THE TOWN

Tuneless pub singers Tired old swingers

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