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I have 12641 stories published in 147 collections on the site.
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Paul Curtis

My name is Paul Curtis and I have lived most of my life in Surrey and now live and work in Woking. I have been writing for about thirty years originally for my own amusement although I now enjoy inflicting it on other people.

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FUNNY STUFF # 4

MANY A SLIP I don't drink too much Maybe a glass when I dine But I don't drink much Because I spill most of mine GO RYAN Flying no frills airlines on the cheap With no food served or space to sleep

SHOELESS JOE JACKSON

Born in eighty seven in Brandon mills A mill town in the South Carolina hills Joseph Jefferson Jackson was named But as shoeless Joe he would be famed Joe started as a pitcher on the mound In the minor league on the mill ground

EXCUSE MISS

Reading these excuse notes written to schools You would think them maybe written by fools Teachers will view these examples with disgust I.e. Tom was absent because he missed his bust Some are misspelled some are worse moreover

FUNNY STUFF # 3

HAIR TODAY Im losing my hair so fast now It's vanishing without a trace I noticed it because everyday It takes longer to wash my face ONE FOR THE POT Two missionaries are cooking in a pot

THE GINGER KID AND THE BLACK SOX

Buck or George Daniel Weaver Born in the state of Pennsylvania Eighteen ninety the town of Stowe And died aged sixty-six in Chicago He loved baseball as much as life All most as much as Helen his wife

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