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I have 11 stories published in one collection on the site.
My stories have been read 14561 times and 6 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Shopping trip

I am trying to buy a blanket but it is impossible, blankets are too useful to be attainable in these times Politicians of all parties demand that we lug ourselves out of town
Cherry

Housing Crisis

In the way that smug couples that love themselves fuck themselves together and buy flats in Primrose Hill you hated me as much as I hated myself so we fucked ourselves together
Story of the week

Hazel Blears gets toothache on the surface of Mars

I’d had enough of that. The sniping. The cynicism. The middle class, know-it-all, BBC, Hampstead, cous-cous, I’m-better-than-you, taramasalata.

Learning from history - April 2nd 2009

The chicken who got run over had a history of crossing the road to get to the other side The driver who ran him over had a history of changing channels on the radio while driving

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