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Yummy

When pretty young Dolly from Dorset had to force it to get in her corset Told had sold her pot of gold had more yummy in her tummy Than ever she told...
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Ghigau 14

Lenny woke with a start. Somehow, another night had passed. Sunlight streamed through the open curtains that he hadn’t bothered to close. He reached...
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The Life Of Jim ( Part 5)

I finish my pint and head on down to “The benches”. I want a word with Tommy Roberts, he said Brenda was going home with him. What the fuck happened...

A Selection of Historical Limericks

I've lovingly created a selection of limericks about notable, but not necessarily famous, historical personages. You can look them all up on Wikipedia, if you want! Exact historical accuracy may have been compromised for the sake of rhyme, metre, or humour...
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Beige Goo Splat - (part 3)

Monty and I slept extremely well together that night, we didn’t dream but rather blinked away the night and woke up refreshed but a little...
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The War - Legless

“There’s no fuel,” Ivan said, when I tried to get petrol for my car. “How can there be no fuel,” I said. “This is Russia, oil is all Russia has.”...

little turtledove

tortelduifie sit in die eikebo-oom sing die lied van sy lewensdro-oom koerr tortelduifie koer tortelduifie by die water stroom sing die lied van my...
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Mother Of Integrity

Mother Of Integrity by Paul McCann Mother of integrity allow consideration to overcome all those who have hard heart’s and closed minds . . Mother of...

Midnight on the rail replacement

00:15 who's got too much muscle 00:38 and who should have been departure pulled back last season chatty man last season, I was too hot no sleep...

Michael McStay

He was a talented British actor who has passed away. He was ninety-two and his name was Michael McStay. During Michael's school days, everybody...

Turning.

I remember well when Princess Diana died, she was known all around the world, she was the most photographed woman at the time of her death. My...
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Nora O'Brien

Debbie was surprised to find a policeman outside when she opened the door. “Hello,” she said. “Can I help you?” “Are you Nora O’Brien?” the officer...
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Autumn mood

Autumn makes you reflective You look back on things Common place things In a new light It’s raining I have a cold My thoughts turn to John Mum and...
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Sedimentary

I've come to the sea to ask, again, for permission. It grants it as a grey tide rises around the open hearts of shells and bitter sharks' purses. The...
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Englishness 90,s style

Blur or Oasis ? Who’s your favourite spice girl ? Lighthearted banner about the cricket results Going for a curry laughing at "goodness gracious me...
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The War - Alone

I was separated from my unit. I was all alone in a war zone and the only way back to safety was along a road used by both sides. And so I walked. I...
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Beige Goo Splat - (part 2)

There was no point asking for help from my landlady, she didn’t care about my dog and was difficult to get any sense out of at the best of times...
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Appropriate!

The gas fire wasn’t working properly … On lifting its cover off, what was discovered inside? ‘Little Miss Naughty’ tiny book! …
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The Life Of Jim ( Part 4)

I wake to my usual surroundings and feelings. My little flat is a bit untidy but mostly clean. My throat is dry and my head is sore. This is not a...
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Baron Von Ernest and the Brotchen Schwestern

Blaring trumpets marked the arrival of the Baron von Ernest. The townsfolk rushed out of their houses to greet the great ruler, the Mayor ran...

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