By hudsonmoon on Mon, 22 Dec 2014
Craven's Christmas Stollen
My grandma sent me a Christmas stollen that was then stolen by a strong-armed stooge that was on the lam for...
Both my parents assure me
he’s bringing presents for me.
Through the night, dark and stormy,
By grover on Sun, 21 Dec 2014
"I've never seen a dead body before. You think they've been dead long enough to start to stink? A cat got trapped in our shed once and died. Oh boy did that stink! There was just about every type of fly in that shed, I kid you not.” He sniffed, wiped his nose with the back of his hand and looked at the snot trail as though considering something about it. “What d’ya think the flies want with dead bodies? Reckon they’re eating them. I kid you not.”
Once upon a time, a pretty young Princess was abducted by an evil magician and locked in a tower for many long, lonely years.