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Grubbits

Meet the small green creatures responsible for our weather.

BOLLYWOOD DREAMING - WAITING FOR OSCAR

an offer you can't refuse - dons, movies, love, sex, violence and fantasy

Birthday

It was my birthday yesterday and the coolest gift has come my way: a whoopee cushion! It does loud farts and I've got placing it down to an art! When...

Birthday

It was my birthday yesterday and the coolest gift has come my way: a whoopee cushion! It does loud farts and I've got placing it down to an art! When...

Birthday

It was my birthday yesterday and the coolest gift has come my way: a whoopee cushion! It does loud farts and I've got placing it down to an art! When...

Birthday

It was my birthday yesterday and the coolest gift has come my way: a whoopee cushion! It does loud farts and I've got placing it down to an art! When...

Lost in trying to be

This poem is about seeking the authentic Self

Simple

This poem is based on the flood.

Taps for a lonely room

Poem about living in a cycle of depression and loneliness

Daughter

The baby I couldn`t keep

Senses working overtime

Sometimes dreams are only the beginning!

Farts

Monday, we had beans for tea, we had no bread for toast. But it didn't matter we were quite content seeing who could fart the most! First Bern let...

Nativity Play

The Nativity Play didn't go too well- in fact, it was a big disaster. The scenery fell right off the stage and landed on the headmaster. We could...

Excuses, excuses.

I have thought up a brilliant racket- one that promises to make a packet! I'm forging notes for the kids at school and my composition would make you...

School Dinners

School dinners are disgusting! All lumpy, green and gooey. I don't know what we had today but it was very chewy. The standard of the cooking gets...

Y is for You Are What You Eat

You Are What You Eat If you are what you eat, then today she'll breakfast on lemons soaked in vinegar and fix her face into an acid snarl. She'll...

Eye of the Tiger

The Rage against Hunting continues

Dingus Lays Down

One or two facts about life

Cream Lunch

Erotic Tales based around the Universal Love of Food

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