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Farts
Monday, we had beans for tea, we had no bread for toast. But it didn't matter we were quite content seeing who could fart the most! First Bern let...
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- 770 reads
Nativity Play
The Nativity Play didn't go too well- in fact, it was a big disaster. The scenery fell right off the stage and landed on the headmaster. We could...
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- 888 reads
Excuses, excuses.
I have thought up a brilliant racket- one that promises to make a packet! I'm forging notes for the kids at school and my composition would make you...
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- 777 reads
School Dinners
School dinners are disgusting! All lumpy, green and gooey. I don't know what we had today but it was very chewy. The standard of the cooking gets...
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- 796 reads
Y is for You Are What You Eat
You Are What You Eat If you are what you eat, then today she'll breakfast on lemons soaked in vinegar and fix her face into an acid snarl. She'll...
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- 451 reads
Eye of the Tiger
The Rage against Hunting continues
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- 688 reads
Dingus Lays Down
One or two facts about life
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- 921 reads
Cream Lunch
Erotic Tales based around the Universal Love of Food
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- 639 reads
Boyz in the Snood
To the brother I never knew I had
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- 676 reads
Woman who lived amongst roots
rejection and insanity
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- 1197 reads
Apple Versus Bug
A post-modernistic look at the divorce between man and beast
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- 695 reads
Sweetest Punch
An ode to that famous punch by John Prescott
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- 309 reads
H.R. Bulletin
Unspoken qualifiers for the perfect man
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- 713 reads
Daisy
The longing She sits, watching Foreign conversations Tired faces Underground eyes Her glances quick Wanting warmth Diverting dark thoughts Longing...
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- 332 reads
I Wonder If You Know
I wish you could really see me
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- 1160 reads
Pearl Fisher
Loss of love by the sea
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- 1268 reads
Mountain poems
A trip through the city
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- 1330 reads