By grover on Sun, 21 Dec 2014
"I've never seen a dead body before. You think they've been dead long enough to start to stink? A cat got trapped in our shed once and died. Oh boy did that stink! There was just about every type of fly in that shed, I kid you not.” He sniffed, wiped his nose with the back of his hand and looked at the snot trail as though considering something about it. “What d’ya think the flies want with dead bodies? Reckon they’re eating them. I kid you not.”
By well-wisher on Sun, 21 Dec 2014
Once upon a time, a pretty young Princess was abducted by an evil magician and locked in a tower for many long, lonely years.
On Christmas Eve he drove to the pub, arriving at 9.30am, and thought
“It’s going to be a long day”
It was bitterly cold and the sky was grey and overcast, he sniffed the air and knocked on the front door which Holly opened within a couple of minutes and she was already dressed in her Christmas outfit, namely Mrs. Clause.