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Your Hometown

By microchrist on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Take a long look around you...
Other Non-fiction
Story
Certificate U

My Love

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

My love it doth an earthquake make it rumbles and shudders it scares the little baby mice their fadders and their mudders My love is like a tidal...
Humour
Story
Certificate 15

Smack Me

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

smack me with a butter bean smack me with a cabbage punch me squarely on the nose and call me Mister Babbage
Humour
Story
Certificate U

Fireside Song

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

I see it in the morning, I see it late at night I see it when I stoke the fire that dirty anthracite
Humour
Certificate U

Non-stick Pan

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

why oh why did I rely upon that non-stick pan now the room's wallpapered with egg and marzipan
Humour
Story
Certificate U

Broom Handle

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

there is a large broom handle poking through my chest it's really rather ugly I wish I'd worn a vest
Humour
Story
Certificate U

Iggle winky

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

iggle winky slinky shoe angly nanky shroom mamble stranky danky drew flickly fucky foom
Humour
Certificate PG

Love Song

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

You live inside my little heart And make my face feel happy You warm the skin of my left breast I am a happy chappy You live inside my little eye I...
Humour
Story
Certificate 18

D) Bating the clergy

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Tucky soo soo micky banjo Flando flindo flunk Slacky macky sacky doo And suck my rickety monk
Humour
Story
Certificate 15

Chipping Marsh

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

When I was last in Chipping Marsh I ambled by the beaming brook And dipped my toes into the lake That licky lake and nooky nook
Humour
Story
Certificate U

Booger Wooger Booglie Woo

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

I slap the ground with great delight I slap the ground with sugar I run along the barrel path And shout out booger wooger I chew the ears off ancient...
Humour
Story
Certificate 12

Ye Old Hotdog

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Ye Old Hotdog Wiggle stink stanky stew Smelly little man Get your winky spanking new Get it while you can
Humour
Story
Certificate U

Flame

By bluepockets on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

happiness where you dont expect to find it
Other Fiction
Certificate U

Eating Russia

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Cranberry flavoured margarine Washed away my tears And mustard in a little black pot Swallowed up my fears I ate a pound of Stalingrad With half a...
Humour
Certificate U

Q) Putting up a tent in a strong breeze

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Putting up a tent in a strong breeze rustle rustle clankety clank screwy screwy snap prongy pointy clangy clank foldy unfurl flap thready tighty...
Humour
Story
Certificate U

Neon Tetra

By kayeaxon on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

More fun fish
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate U

V) The Typewriter Blues

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

The Typewriter Blues My finger's stuck in a typewriter it's stuck inside real tight I can't get it out of there I try with all my might maybe if I...
Humour
Story
Certificate PG

Attempted Lunchicide

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Shattered panes of colour glass are sprinkled on my lunch my sandwiches are cheddar cheese they're not supposed to crunch someone's trying to kill me...
Humour
Story
Certificate U

U) Terminator Poetry

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Terminator Poetry I whispered sweetly to my love I whispered in her ear I told that I'd love her so and always want her near I told that I had to go...
Humour
Story
Certificate U

Winter's Ghost

By markashley on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Walking through the midnight garden across the summer park I came across a winter ghost a huddled in the dark He was all pale and frosty he was all...
Humour
Story
Certificate 12

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