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You can't give me what I want

You can't give me what I want And I know that I know that I can never be Anything more to you Than this I am nothing more than this feeling Of...

Dentists, etc.

friends are too nice to say this, so i have to do it myself

Irony

Irony Is having to lie to someone Because they are your friend Is telling them everything Except the one thing they probably should really know...

Tonight

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YCFP

Come out of postmodern house and flash your baps Get paid to eat as many crackers as you can Videotape some poor toddlers' mishaps Cook your own shit...

X) Confused

CONFUSED!! I've never known what I want, I don't think that I will, So many things to choose from, I wish the world stood still. If it did I'd have a...

Viper's Nest

Literary Dawn I like 'literary dawn' 'cos it sounds fascist If you don't like it to hell with it I find conventions and styles boring Let me know...

Just a Few Early Shorts

International Finance Cold Yoda machinations Becuz DEM is resp. Thro' beaming a message to Ruud Hesp International Finance bid To bring success to...

Universal Education

Higher Education Plaintive thoughts x-press The literary canon From Belloc to Hesse Or political works of Aristotle &; Hess Greatest Erudition...

Quisling Wannabe

Black boots From French intellect springs exhortation Words, pretty meaningless, but Like 'nation arise' and 'Age of Horus' Or is it Age of Whore=us...

Goalie Lines

Foreign Goalkeepers Kostelnik kicks like a girl Chilavert has a corpulent frame Lindenberger flaps like an acrobat Pfaff has an amusing name Konsel...

Killing Time

Democracy IV (Midnight Mass) On the couch with remote in hand Because the wife was in bed early Watching programme on a band Singer born John, now...

Earnest Preparation

Democracy V (Club Hepatitis) When the Euro comes They'll surely round Prices up And wages down The NHS is slowly shrinking Yoof is watching, no-ones...

Rubber Truncheon

Democracy III (Lament for the Hanging of Mussolini) A mag with revolution'ry drive Imagine it's 1935 Seems so real, p'raps I'm pissed You can choose...

Life is unfair

My phone rings at 1 am in the morning and I feel too sleepy to answer it. I curse those who are night creatures and don't hesitate to dial wrong...

Summer Then

Remembering how it used

Candy In Bars

short piece just for fun

Death In The Cabinet

Whodunnit by a nine year old girl.

Today's London

Bloomsbury Competition

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