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An Early Start

a start in the business that goes wrong, horribly wrong

Scatological drivel

A story of old man's madness

Yacht

Did I ever tell you the fright that I got When we ended up being chased by a yacht? Another true story; things happen to me That you wouldn't believe...

Mave's Pretend Echo

I just sat down. I listened at the door, floor; what's more I listened to the wall too. I'm aware it sounds unusual. (nervous laugh) I thought- well...

Grade seven trip, partie 'A'

I used to practice voodoo and sacrifice allowance to th local apothecary in exchange for herbs which either fermented with vinegar on the window sill...

Neaing the top of the hill

a sideways look at the music business

Petition

Lips dipped in sadistic irony state you feel fine. You cradle your backbone, bladder, and head, stumbling gracelessly towards exodus, platter in hand...

Husband

now you thrust your hand emotionlessly forward, taking all that's left. you finally hold powerlessness; now it's your turn to taste burden.

Chattering teeth

The carpet takes me razor fast into today: a removal. Then tommorow: howling, more of the same deliriousness (expect sweet post-partum depression...
Cherry

Xerx's Bombshell

Like correcting a spelling error in Microsoft Word with a lightning fast click or removing money from one's own debit account, lies are really fast...

Didn't move

oh yeah, this patheticized injury is real. i feel sick. do not remind me of humidity or of entrapment; this shock cuts deeper than seventeen ugly...

Fleas

you do see me thinking and thank me for actually returning that obligatory hug and being patient of my youth. I misspent my innocence on you. I'm...

Big Fight at Time's Square

I forgot briefly how awkward I am. I really am thin and round-shouldered, preen and impish. I am still egotistical, hinting in lecture at beautiful...

Napoleon was fat

Napoleon was fat. His fat, however fictional, saturated bath oils globally; trenches, ravines, bathhouses noted his elements. No one could get enough...

Ant revolution

learn how to storytell catch your train of thought before it catapults into the badlands take two aspirin a glass of juice and a Saint John's Wort...

I am one man

I almost choked down the sweet juice of the white freezie. I am priviledged.

The Cheap Opera Society

"la, la, la" "za!" ZING - this column of rows and blocks grows to nil this mathematical departure. i want to go away and not have to participate in...

Soap, jam, cars, paper....whatever

A joke or does it piss me off...&;#063;

Raining

We live with our choices....and our regrets
Cherry

Wee Sammy

Wee Sammy Preparation for work was religiously thorough. It involved the consumption of one bottle of Buckie, two cans of Breaker Malt Liquor and a...

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