Jem Masters

A portly, optimistic narrator whose reliability is up for grabs and the characters that he encounters along the way

Please allow me to introduce myself

My name is Jem Masters. I’ve kept silent watching all this furious sound goin' down. Here’s some things you should know about me before you decide...

Cool Chew (God Bless Me)

For a seemingly inexplicable reason, I've always been considered a "cool" guy. I'm far from it and it's obvious to me. All you have to do is take a...

Cookin' Out....Eatin' In

Here's a little thing from our newest album Cookin' Out...Eatin' In. We call it Southern Fried Chicken. We're gonna be releasin' it as a single with...

Hurt so Good (Underground)

We have safe words to make sure that the pain doesn't overwhelm the pleasure. We would much rather feel something than nothing as life continues to...