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A SINGLETON ON LESBOS ISLAND - The End
She said, “Would I like to go back to her room for coffee.” She then whispered in my ear, “Billie boy...
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A SINGLETON ON LESBOS ISLAND - Part 1
With no mates knocking about for a week’s holiday, which normally goes something like having a laugh, drinking beer, and chasing girls...
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A SINGLETON ON LESBOS ISLAND - Part 2
Two hangovers before tea, and an encounter with Canoe Girl, that isn’t how my Mondays normally pan out...
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A SINGLETON ON LESBOS ISLAND - Part 3
The only person who knew how to use the defibrillator was Ray the Rave, and he wasn’t in any position to give us a quick demo...
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A SINGLETON ON LESBOS ISLAND - Part 4
I was giving up on being rescued, and dreading the midnight hour when the bitch motor cycle gang, would start their initiation ceremony.
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A SINGLETON ON LESBOS ISLAND - Part 5
I looked at her through my beer goggles, with my arm around Canoe Girl...
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A SINGLETON ON LESBOS ISLAND - Part 6
I had crashed and burned it wasn’t going to happen, Billie Big Bananas was a dead man...
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A SINGLETON ON LESBOS ISLAND - Part 7
If only you could freeze frame the precious afternoon and live it forever...
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A SINGLETON ON LESBOS ISLAND - Part 8
Billie boy was not the winner of the triathlon, but was only returning Ray the Rave’s bike...
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THE OLYMPIAN ARTIST
“You can not judge a man, until you have run in his shoes.”
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Why or How
How can I change this to a winning 5,7,5 Haiku combination?
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The Uncertainty Of New Love
Does she carry a heavy heart for someone from the past, or the love of a rose bud in summer springing the lightest of petals for me? Will this love...
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The Most Amazing Gorilla
The most amazing thing happened in our shopping centre the other day, when a gorilla set up a full set of drums with his backing track. Sitting...
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My London
Samila was once a brave child soldier caught up in an African conflict over some oil rights, but now his past is locked away in a dark.....
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Forty Old Socks Went Up A Mountain
Once upon a time in the Land of the Dragons who dined on Welsh cakes, thirty eight merry men and women looking like prunes searching for dates, known...
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THE DEVIL LIKES A DRINKER
Chris the drunkard bum changed to a chronic alcoholic, inflicted with the Hideous Four Horsemen, Terror, Bewilderment, Frustration and Despair. The...
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WE'LL MEET AGAIN
Bang, crash, raw, forked lightening! It was the perfect storm the rogue Nazi doctors had been waiting for as no one would be outside on such a...
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THE DAY FIRE GIRL DROVE
Lights flashed on...I twitched... The printer spat out the incident sheet...Flock a duck Blossomed into a right old slut...My computer warrior was definitely pressing the right keys on my key-board that night, I was on fire!
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COFFEE & REID
Our eyes meet, they were a warm coffee colour ♦ And tell me the reasoning behind all the books ♦ It was time to start a new chapter with Sam and be my own skipper.
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THE MOST KISSED GIRL IN THE WORLD
The most kissed girl in history, even in death her serene face still turned heads. In the late 1880s a body was retrieved from the murky waters of the River Seine along the south bank of Paris !
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