Drew Peacock

Sounds fine to me

Having recently launched a lawsuit against a local bank for not beliving this was my real name. I pity the boy, i know what it feels like to be discriminated because of my name.

thats not real stop trying to ruin our chat room

GO AWAY FAT FANNY FUCKER!!!

sadly enough it is...is on the front cover of my local newspaper here in Bedford England. The father searched 'Drew Peacock' on google to see what famous ppl it came up with and got a terrible shock. He's now called Tyler.

I thought this was probably an urban legend...but it is actually true!

some people eh!

actually, he didnt change the name of the kid, becasue its already on the birth certificate and other documents

Thats a bit "Hard On" the kid ain't it?

Any other noted names worthy of spaming to my mates out there?

mike hunt

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Some years ago I read in the Daily Express about a Texan farmer by the name of Pigg who named his three daughters, Ima, Shesa and Youra.

It's the truth!

hahaha...

very funny..

Is it really true?

I'm afraid so John.

D'you know, I've only just realised what this Drew Peacock thing means...

I need more sleep.

Some pepol are so sad..

Liana. The so sad post wasn't aimed at you, hope you realize that..

yeah no worries john... but as the caps fits, i shall pop it proudly on my head and wear it.

hehe..

I will do like wise Liana..

*Pops cap on head*

Droppy cock..............hahahahah....i've just got it as well......hahahahaha............er...the joke i hope you realise not a malfunctioning doodah.

Come ON Liana, you're usually so on the ball, Rachel was pretty explicit in the opening post.

I've got an old friend called Graham McCracken..........luckily he never had a brother called Phillip.

*Climbs in side Cap!*

Dam..What a good fit!

*Chokes with laughter and Asama*

Ho and Flue..

Yes i mean COME on Liana.......blimey fancy not spotting that one.

*Squints eyes at missi*

So the bit about the piggy is true then?

Or am i...

*looks around defensively*

Google it John, you'll be surprised at what comes up.

This for starters,

Oh fine wit is wasted on you lot.

I've told you this before but I once had a student called Ufuk Mumay. And another called Regula Berger.

*waits a couple of weeks for that to settle in*

I had a client once who pretended he had a knighhood, and his wife proudly introduced herself as Lady Burgers on all her correspondence. That made me and my sectretary howl on a daily basis. *warning, this so rude that I couldn't even begin to explain it - you'll have to work it out*

This one is grate, read it on that sight!

Or i will have a lot of children and name them you, what, me, why, when, where, how, myself.

Here would be a typical day in my household:
SJY: Hey You.
You: Are you talking to me?
Me: (turns around from watching the tv) What?
What: (stops reading some boring book) yes?
SJY: No I'm talking to You. When, will you be home?
When: I'm already home SJY.
You: Why?
Why: What?
What: (again stops reading the book) Shut the hell up and stop bothering me!
Me: (looks confused)
You: I'm not bothering Me.
SJY: You will be home by 11:00. Where will you be going?
Where: No.
You: Me and Paula are going to the movies.
Me: What!?
What: God damnit i told you to stop bothering me!
Me: I'm not bothering myself.
Myself: (enters the room) what?
What: Thats it! (gets up and attacks myself)
SJY: And you will get there, how?
How: What?
What: Look I'm just trying to read this stupid book! Is that too much to ask of you?
You: (Looks confused and leaves)

Edits: Were to fix a small mistake and I forgot to include where in my story.

MOTHER FUCKERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Battered Fanny, you really are a clueless moron aren't you?

Nobody here will respond to you because you are nothing.

(forget I said that)

please, i just got this ariticle about the drew peacock to my mail box from a friend and i didnt get it, im not a native speaker, after searching the google it found this page, is anone willing to explain?

Post a nude pic of yourself on the web and I've no doubt Drew Peacock will stand to attention and explain himself.

HAHAHAH whats wrong with having a droopy C.oc.K it would be big lucky buggerRachel wrote:

> I kid you not. A couple have named their baby son, Drew
> Peacock. How terribly unfortunate. Hope it doesn't have any
> effect on his ability to function in later life.

Rachel wrote:

> I kid you not. A couple have named their baby son, Drew
> Peacock. How terribly unfortunate. Hope it doesn't have any
> effect on his ability to function in later life.

It would be like: those jokes are at least 30 years old so why don't you and Aussi mates stick to kangeroo shagging (remember to wear the pillow on yer head , mind - see, I can do old jokes too) until you have qualified to leave the bottom feeders club?

My friend's older sister had a baby called Summer. Nice name. A year later she marries some guy who adopted the kid. Her name is now Summer Sales. Fact

I have a female friend whose first name is Kristy. Her partners name is Justin Christie so you know what her name will be when they get married: Kristy Christie.

Does she shout out, Justin Christie?

Does he answer, 'I'm doin' the best I can!'

Probably a good thing they didn't call him Chris

I swear on everything that is important to me in my life. There was a girl in our town with the name "Ima Hoar" honest........

OMG, That poor girl, how could her parents not have realised that when naming her!!!

Some people are so blonde these days