Sexual Analogies of High Schoolers

By sincerelyme

Ok. These are terrible. They have no structure, and aren't even funny. Don't read them.

1. Complaints
2. Library Touches and Surveys
3. Promise Ring
4. Duct Tape and Eyeliner
5. HIV Kills Dogs
6. Panty Loathers are Stalking Me
7. Cleavage In the Halls
8. Voldemort
9. Fingers Crossed
10. This Photograph Is Proof
11. In The Closet
12. The Shape Of Things
13. Tri-Testicled Balaying
14. The Stroke
15. Classroom Orgy
16. The Speech
17. Out With a Bang

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Promise Ring

By sincerelyme on Thu, 13 Apr 2006

"Nice promise ring." "Thanks. My dad bought it for me."
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Classroom Orgy

By sincerelyme on Wed, 26 Apr 2006

"Today, class," the biology teacher announced, "we are going to have sex."
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Cleavage In The Halls

By sincerelyme on Thu, 13 Apr 2006

People walked past them left and right.
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Complaints

By sincerelyme on Thu, 13 Apr 2006

It was a cold morning, late March. There were beads of dew on the ground that latched onto the two girls' flip-flops on their daily tromp to the bus stop.
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