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Sun, 2002-03-17 19:45
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I am a writer of wrongs. I have time on my hands and cannot wash it off. I have the heart of a lion and the spleen of a lizard-like creature from Proxima Centauri. My sister likes to dress in women's clothing. My uncle is an axe muderer and once assaulted a chainsaw. Is there any hope for me?

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e-griff
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Hello!
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jude
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There is much hope for you . you have two options, either represent the Liberal Democrats in your local elections or become a psychiatric nurse
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justyn_thyme
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Welcome to ABCTales!
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Andrea
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No hope, no...
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zyv
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Gosh, you are all so kind and understanding. I would be moved to tears, if not for the fact that moving is so stressful.
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zyv
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Spag - out of twelve thousand nine hundred and seven people in your position, only three hundred and sixty two, that's less than three percent, are statistics.
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Karl Wiggins
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At least no hope of ever being a normal, boring nine-to-fiver. Welcome to the site. I look forward to reading your work.
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1legspider
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Welcome Zyv.. you will fit right in.
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spag-mundo
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Karl - I am A boring nine-to-fiver. Does that mean I am a statistic?
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Ari
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Zyv, welcome home
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Zenussi
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Zyv, are you any relation to the popular satirical magazine, Vyz ? bring your sister along, most of the postings around here sound like chainsaws anyway: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz have fun!
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Jay
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Can't think for myself so as often I agee with Andrea definitely No Hope................But Stop!!! ..................."Take a Breath" Who am I anyway?. Jay..
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Karl Wiggins
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Spag! Are we going to see you on either the 25th at the Barbican or the 30th in Camden? Hope so, Karl
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