I found this in my antispam folder and enjoyed it so much I thought I'd share it (verbatim):
Hello Friend,
Its me ...., i want to donate what I have to the needy.You Could be surprised why i picked you. But someone has to do it. I have been diagonalized with Breast and Blood disease which has defiled all forms of medical treatment and I have been told by my doctor that my days are numbered on earth. I have been touched to donate from what I have made from this World to charity through you for the good work of humanity, rather than allow my
relatives to use my hard earned funds inappropriately after my death. Please
email me with your contact information such as Your Full Names,Address,
Direct Telephone number and direct email address so i can tell you what you
need to do and also give you more details about myself.
Regards.
......
Comments
insertponceyfre... | July 11, 2011 - 09:14
"someone has to do it" -I love that bit!!
animan | July 11, 2011 - 10:53
Yeah, I was particularly touched by that bit!! LOL
I love the random in this stuff so expressly purporting to be order!
The Big Bad G | July 14, 2011 - 12:10
It certainly raises some curious images - how precisely do you defile medical treatment?!
animan | July 14, 2011 - 13:32
I'm not sure - I'm working on that one. Smoking 60 a day?!
The Big Bad G | July 14, 2011 - 14:28
Doing a George Best on your second liver?
animan | July 14, 2011 - 15:05
That too!
Being evil?
Have you seen the state of Rupert recently, begorrah!? Oh no, is this being hacked into as well?? Is there no privacy!?
The Big Bad G | July 18, 2011 - 11:39
One more new arrival - "We apologize, for all the inconveniences and inflict that we might have indulged you through."
Unintentionally, they have stumbled across a devilishly snide way of saying 'We're sorry you're such a whiner'. Noted for future use!
animan | July 18, 2011 - 11:51
Hahaha! Awesome! Keep 'em coming. It reminds me of those people who don't apologise but still use the word 'sorry' as in 'I'm sorry that you feel ...'