El Grande Mysterioso Talks Hot Intellectual Action

El Grande Mysterioso questions the oft-repeated theory that men
think about sex every seven seconds. If this is correct, and sexthought
occurs at intervals rather than permanently, it must be an active doing
rather than a passive being. This would seem to suggest that any man
who walks for longer than seven seconds has at some point effortlessly
done two things at once; if he were also to smoke, or chew, or talk, he
would, admittedly with more difficulty, be committing three acts
simultaneously - this is not the way of life as El Grande Mysterioso
knows it.

And what if one were to use up one's daily quota - over 11, 520 -
before the clock struck midnight? If, for example, one had been
perusing a pictorial article concerning the attractively tomboyish
actor Keira Knightly? Would there be a void in the mind every seven
seconds?

Furthermore, these sexthoughts must logically last less than seven
seconds if they are to re-occur within that time frame: to El Grande
Mysterioso's academically trained mind that barely qualifies as
thinking.

El Grande Mysterioso refuses to reveal his sex in public, at least
since they made it an arrestable offence, but he is male in anatomy,
and if the above-mentioned theory were true his article would surely
contain occasional crude, parenthesised sexual remarks. As you may
observe, this is not the case. El Grande Mysterioso urges you to
re-evaluate your acceptance of culturally created (boobies) myths!