Erection
By nitromoose
Tue, 28 Sep 2004
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As you walk along
You feel a funny urge
Your pants begin to shrink
You think you would have learned
To tape him to your leg,
So he can't escape again,
He's let loose on the world again,
And it's all your fault!
Willy just pops a long,
Whenever he feels the need,
He's just so desperate
To shoot all his spunky seeds
But you gotta stop
Willy boy
You shouldn't play with him!
He's not a toy!
You've tried ice,
You've tried fire,
You've slammed a door on him
Been choked with wire.
But he don't stay down,
So it's commiserations!
Sorry Willy boy
It's time for amputation!
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