Middleclass whiteboy blues

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i woke up this mornin
stubbed ma toe on ma ikea bed

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marks n spencers closed man
had to shop at sainburys instead

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then the power steerin went
in ma executive car

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n when i got home i broke
ma glass pasta jar

*Chorus - B A E

i got those - i got those middleclass
those middleclass - whiteboy blues...
that lipstick on ma white collar
gimme da middleclass whiteboy blues

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*spoken* -
i aint middleclass...
i'm from formby
but my dad's a joiner

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the pristine lawns
looked greener
on t'other side
so i thought i'd join ya

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i've read some julian barnes
seen lots of intrestin places

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but now i gotta budget
on a
MONTHLY BASIS

i got those - i got those middleclass
those middleclass - whiteboy blues...
that lipstick on ma white collar
gimme da middleclass whiteboy blues

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this joke so old man
i think it worth admittin

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pinched it off a film
called adventures in babysittin

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also known as a night on the town
starring elizabeth shue

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an if ya feel ma borjwa pain
then you can sing it too

i got those - i got those middleclass
those middleclass - whiteboy blues...
that lipstick on ma white collar
gimme da middleclass whiteboy blues

Okay geetar - sing like an accountant that
can't balance da sheet

*inept guitar break*

i got those - i got those middleclass
those middleclass - whiteboy blues...
that lipstick on ma white collar
gimme da middleclass whiteboy

bloohooooooooooooooooooooooos

*that descending blues intro/outro thingie*

aw yeah