Ozzie Joke

Driving through the bush after a long flight, a foreigner is looking
foward to a nice warm bed in the hotel room that he had booked. All of
a sudden, he notices a huge commotion at the side of the road. In his
country, it is customary to help whomever may be in need.
He slows his rental car to take a look.

"Oh! I'm so very sorry!" he says, flustered and embarrassed when he
see's that the shaking of the bush was caused by a local Aussie farmer
and his sheep *erm! erm!*

Further along the way, the foreigner finds a pub, and, deciding that he
needs a drink, he goes inside and sits by the bar.
Glancing around, the already flustered man notices a one-legged man
sitting to the left of him, jerking off furiously. Quickly averting his
eyes, the foreigner orders a stiff drink.

"G'day mate," says the bartender, "What's troublin' ya?"

"I have only been in your country for three hours and already I've seen
a farmer shagging one of his sheep. Now I come into a bar to sort
myself out, and what do I find? This cripple here, getting himself
off!" says the very embarrassed man, tipping back his drink.

"Fair dinkum mate," says the bartender, "You can't expect a bloke with
only one leg to catch'a sheep now can ya?"