What a bloody day
Want it to go away
It can't get any worse
Than its been
My internet wont work
That guy's a blinking jerk
It's been the worst case
That he's ever seen
I thought I had it sorted
I Thought i had it fixed
So went off to make myself
A cup of tea.
Went by the kitchen sink
An something made me think
It looked so full
I thought It was the sea
Oh no the sinks snarled up!
There goes my lovely cup
My brown and slurpy
Cup of lovely tea
So underneath I go
All tentative and slow
Looking in the gloom
With all my might
Cant see a bloody thing
I Need a piece of string
But a torch might be better
For some light
Then Looking all around
I hear a funny sound
A gurgling noise
Is coming from somewhere
The waters draining down
All over the ground
All around my trousers
Rolled up high
What the Hell is this
And then I have to hiss
I'm gonna have to call
That plumber guy.
And then I tidy up
I finally make my cup
Of slurpy brown and sweet
Delicious tea
Resting on my back
I hear a funny crack
I see a flash a spark
Of green blue light
The cooker lights gone out
I'm ready just to shout
All holy incantations
In the night
Oh I know what I'll do
I'll get some super glue
I'll glue it all together
Like You do
But then I think no no
Thats not the way to go
Thats how I'm in
This situation too.
