Not All Spider's Have a Web IP

Oh! dear I hate spiders I fear
right from a child a big one
on the floor
I wanted to run out
the door.

If I got hiccups you see
hubby always now say to me
"There's a spider"
"Where"
I'd scream!

Once he had a cake made
but on top was the knitting
wool and needles!
done in icing as I knit? toys.

But another time I came in
I put the light on and glowing
in the dark!
sitting on the mat?.

my heart pumping fast
thinking it was a spider?
when I looked closer!

His stupid humour you see!
was a big black ball of wool
with his works badges 2
for the eyes!
Shining and staring at me!